CASHING IN

Morning Minions

Now. How to follow up on my Saltire waving expolits?

Aside from ordering Dear Joan McAggro and my berserker Cybernats to hunt down and exile the anti patriot that tweeted "That wasn't a flag, that was his underpants"  I thought the whole thing went down really well. Reminded me of my days on the terracing at Tynecastle (not that I went to that God forsaken place that often you understand).

Anyway, never mind Murray's achievements. After all, I've ensured that he can't vote in the referendum. My real genius was humiliating the Evil Bullingdon and hooking up my Yes Campaign to the Murray bandwagon.

So what next? What other rabbits can I pull out of Moira's voluminous handbag?

The Evil Bullingdon will no doubt give him a knighthood so how do I deliver another crushing blow to The Great Satan?

How about a star studded dinner in Stirling Castle with me as the host?

The King of Scotland hosts it's sporting prince. Yes, I like it.

We'll get Greggs to do the catering and I'll get Andy to sit next to me and the Princess of Welfare, Nicola the Naive. Daft Jim McBlowhard can sponsor it (tax deductable you understand) and I'll get Big John Swindly to open the biscuit tin and build a few all weather tennis courts in the local area.

Just think of the photo opportunities.