A massive big fly just flew into eye of Project Fib.
The Spanish PM Mariano Rajoy has confirmed that Free Calbania's bum would be well and truly oot of the EU windae if I am able to get my lethargic minions to sleepwalk into a Yes vote next September.
Senor Rajoy has an issue with the Catalans separatist movement, not to mention the hornet's nest that is the Basque region. There's simply no way Madrid will allow the precedent of negotiating an exit from within the EU. Then there's Gibraltar, where relations between us and the Spanish have hit an all time low.
What am I to do, comrades?
Well the first thing I did was to move into Project Fib mode and run off a dodgy letter from one of my own SNP minions saying that we could get round all this and negotiate from within the EU. However, my enemies were onto that like a flash. Rajoy and the Spanish have a veto and will use it, plummeting my nascent Gaelic Nirvana into financial and political chaos.
If I don't find a way to cut this Gordian Knot then my Book of Fib could be heading straight for the landfill sites by Christmas, with my party joining them in obliteration next September.
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