Think Small !
That"s what I want. And, my loyal followers, it is your job to do what I want.
It was a source of no little pain to have to pay tribute to my great enemy Sir Alex Ferguson this week but, through gritted teeth, I managed to do it. Of course, I could not bring myself to recognise his monumental achievements at that club in England. I mean, lets face it. What Ferguson did at that club in England was as nothing in comparison to what he achieved at Aberdeen. It was his achievements in the Granite City that made him great.
Give the man credit for winning two Champions League trophies and thirteen English Premierships? Nae chance! Talented Scots working in England and achieving success on the world class, UK stage is absolute anathema to me. It is like poison through my veins dear friends. These ambitious, UK minded Scots undermine my whole argument for independence because they are shining examples of how Scots can thrive as part of the UK. They bring success, jobs, pride and inspiration to Scotland and the whole of the UK. No! No! No!
That's why I've made sure that all of these traitor Scots don't get to vote in 2014. I want none of their inclusive, ambitious and cosmopolitan views troubling the tiny minds of my myopic freedom fighters.
Now, I wonder what odds they'll give me on Aberdeen winning the Champions League on 2015?
Good ones I"ll bet.
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