Thursday, 19 January 2012

Hail Bravebelly,
I salute your quest. One question vexes me though: In this brave new world (or should I say old world?) what will become of those of Sassenach descent who reside in your'Nirvana Scotia'.
I ask, you understand, purely out humanity and concern for my fellow man. I am of course myself a thoroughbred Scot.

Yours respectfully.
Jock d'Aguilar


Jock - do not fret. Once we have freed ourselves of the Tory led Unionist axis tax contribution we receive from the over rated  commercial centre that is London  - their PLC's, their banks and their horrible multinationals - we will have dozens of jobs. Stacking shelves at Amazon's vast new warehouse in Dunfermline (how's that for inward investment!); caddying at golf courses for the Americans or painting my armies of wind farms.

PS Obviously I'll get Dear Joan to check out your creds as that second name looks a wee bit dodgy and you know how she is about the English.





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